Ready to marry into money, teaching is a passable past-time for Elizabeth, but when her fiancé dumps her for being a gold-digger, teaching becomes her only option. This school year introduces a new young teacher whom everybody seems to be in love with. Since he seems to be in love with big chests, Elizabeth has to find a way to pay for breast implants. She’ll do whatever it takes, including stealing from her students or stealing for her students. She’ll do even more once a perky, over-achieving teacher starts getting in her way.

A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her.